You can read log lines for my work below. If anything sparks your interest, you might be able to find find the first few pages in the PDF section. If not, email me and I'd be happy to send you a PDF.
All scripts are registered with the Writers Guild of America West and copyrighted.
All scripts are registered with the Writers Guild of America West and copyrighted.
SCREENPLAYS
Kristin & Jenna
Two female stand-up comedians cross-dress as dudes to prove women can be just as funny as men. "Some Like It Hot" meets "Bridesmaids."
Super Stoned
Three kids in college becomes superheroes, but only have their powers when they're high. "Pineapple Express" meets "Kick Ass."
Ray's Travels Through Happiness
A Feel Good Comedy about a boy trying to kill himself.
* GRAND PRIZE WINNER for the 2013 Screenplay Search Competition
I'm Old, So Kill Me
"Superbad" with senior citizens. After an old man loses his wife, his friends in his retirement home try to get him laid.
* Nominated for the 2010 WGA Michael Collyer Fellowship
* 2010 BlueCat Screenplay Competition Semi-Finalist
Accidental Joy
A man who hates kids is forced by his wife to adopt the child of his nightmares. After a God awful week, his wife leaves him and he's stuck with the kid.
"Role Models" meets "Problem Child"
I Went to Hell and I Liked It
A teenage boy is accidently sent to hell where he meets the love of his after-life. To get into heaven, they must road trip through Hell with his Uncle Raymond, Lizzie Borden and Walter Matthau.
Romantically Hopeless
A Christmas comedy about three nerds on the verge of thirty who make a pact to find "The One" in three weeks.
Dick Smashers
"Shawn of the Dead" meets "Zombieland." After a hyper-addictive zombie drug spreads across America, four backsliding drug addicts fight they're way to safety and try to develop an anecdote to stop the zombie apocalypse. But instead of zombies eating brains, these zombies kick people in the nuts!
Co-written with Adam Strange.
Rock N' Roll My Life Away
Five years after an indie rock band loses their lead singer, the last song they ever recorded becomes a smash hit. Their drummer struggles to get his old band mates back together, but he forgot all the problems, drugs, and bad blood they had.
The One That Got Away
Months before his wedding, Jesse, is settling down with his fiance and a career he really doesn't want. He wishes he was marrying his college girlfriend, Kayla. Not knowing that Kayla feels the exact same way. Two weeks before Kayla's wedding, the universe brings them together again.
TV
The Accidents "Pilot" (produced)
A comedy pilot about four half-brothers with different dads, because their mom is really slutty. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" meets "30 Rock."
* Produced by David Rzeszutek, Dan Goodell, and SVSU Entertainment March - May 2011
30ROCK "The Birds, Bees, & How To Get It On with Tracy Jordan"
Tracy refuses permission to let his son, George Foreman, take a sex ed class. So instead Tracy makes an educational film teaching kids about the birds, the bees, and how to get it on. After 15 years, Liz confronts the man who took away her virginity. Jenna battles the bagel shop across from NBC, because she's convinced the bagels are intentionally taking attention away from her.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Becomes Gay"
When no women on earth want to date Charlie, he decides to try out a gay bar and became a homosexual. Frank goes along for the ride and is unknowingly seduced into being an old man's baby spoon. Mac and Dennis hit and run someone with Dee's new car. Dee plots a killer revenge with the hit and run victim.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Finds Carl Weathers Poo"
The Gang finds a nugget of poo in the woman's bathroom that is the exact image of Carl Weathers (circa Apollo Creed). They exploit it at Paddy's Pub to get rich quick. Frank gets a makeover that makes him look like Fat Elvis.
Parks and Recreation "Kids Talent Show"
When the Pawnee after-school program collapses (literally), Leslie decides to have the Parks department watch some kids for a week that will culminate in a super fun talent show. Ben and Leslie and April and Andy discuss the possibility of having their own children. Co-written w/ Paige Devitt
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A comedy pilot about four half-brothers with different dads, because their mom is really slutty. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" meets "30 Rock."
* Produced by David Rzeszutek, Dan Goodell, and SVSU Entertainment March - May 2011
30ROCK "The Birds, Bees, & How To Get It On with Tracy Jordan"
Tracy refuses permission to let his son, George Foreman, take a sex ed class. So instead Tracy makes an educational film teaching kids about the birds, the bees, and how to get it on. After 15 years, Liz confronts the man who took away her virginity. Jenna battles the bagel shop across from NBC, because she's convinced the bagels are intentionally taking attention away from her.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Becomes Gay"
When no women on earth want to date Charlie, he decides to try out a gay bar and became a homosexual. Frank goes along for the ride and is unknowingly seduced into being an old man's baby spoon. Mac and Dennis hit and run someone with Dee's new car. Dee plots a killer revenge with the hit and run victim.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Finds Carl Weathers Poo"
The Gang finds a nugget of poo in the woman's bathroom that is the exact image of Carl Weathers (circa Apollo Creed). They exploit it at Paddy's Pub to get rich quick. Frank gets a makeover that makes him look like Fat Elvis.
Parks and Recreation "Kids Talent Show"
When the Pawnee after-school program collapses (literally), Leslie decides to have the Parks department watch some kids for a week that will culminate in a super fun talent show. Ben and Leslie and April and Andy discuss the possibility of having their own children. Co-written w/ Paige Devitt
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WEB SERIES
Orville vs. Pedro
In the style of Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, and Harold Lloyd. Two rivals make everything a competition constantly one upping each other.
Co-created with Matthew Landon.
SEASON 1 (on YouTube)
"Basketball"
"Drinking Contest"
"Crushing"
"Knife Trick"
"Water Fight"
"Election"
"Homeless"
"Christmas"
Unemployed Adventures of Drew & Alejandro
In this broken down economy, two twenty-somethings do anything they can to pay their rent without actually getting real jobs. Drew, a scrawny, nebbishy, Canadian, and Alejandro, his crazy, questionably ethnic roommate have five days to make $900. They always find a way to make money, then always find a way to lose it.
And Drew always gets shit on. Co-created with Ryan Curtis.
In Production. Directed by Ryan Curtis.
Ep. 1 "Street Musicians"
Drew and Alejandro start a band and find a group of young children for an audience, but Drew finds out that all of Alejandro's lyrics are about doing it.
Ep. 2 "Drew the Craiglsit Hooker"
Without his permission, Alejandro signs Drew up to be a Craigslist hooker. Drew falls into a trap with an enormous black man named Tiny.
Ep. 3 "Lemonade Stand"
Our heroes build a lemonade stand for Alejandro's Bible Study group, but Aljandro makes Hard Lemonade and several nuns and church goers get wasted.
Ep. 4 "Gay Sperm Bank"
Alijandro tricks Drew into making a donation to the only sperm bank in L.A. that actively recruits gay and bisexual sperm donors.
Ep. 5 "The Fugitive"
On the F.B.I.s list of America's Most Weird Ass Criminals, #2, looks exactly like Drew and has $50,000 reward. So Alejandro tries to prove to the F.B.I. that Drew is their fugitive.
Awkward Situations of Jack
A web series about the average man who constantly fails at life. Every episode is a scene in Jack's life which is extremely uncomfortable for him.
In the style of Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, and Harold Lloyd. Two rivals make everything a competition constantly one upping each other.
Co-created with Matthew Landon.
SEASON 1 (on YouTube)
"Basketball"
"Drinking Contest"
"Crushing"
"Knife Trick"
"Water Fight"
"Election"
"Homeless"
"Christmas"
Unemployed Adventures of Drew & Alejandro
In this broken down economy, two twenty-somethings do anything they can to pay their rent without actually getting real jobs. Drew, a scrawny, nebbishy, Canadian, and Alejandro, his crazy, questionably ethnic roommate have five days to make $900. They always find a way to make money, then always find a way to lose it.
And Drew always gets shit on. Co-created with Ryan Curtis.
In Production. Directed by Ryan Curtis.
Ep. 1 "Street Musicians"
Drew and Alejandro start a band and find a group of young children for an audience, but Drew finds out that all of Alejandro's lyrics are about doing it.
Ep. 2 "Drew the Craiglsit Hooker"
Without his permission, Alejandro signs Drew up to be a Craigslist hooker. Drew falls into a trap with an enormous black man named Tiny.
Ep. 3 "Lemonade Stand"
Our heroes build a lemonade stand for Alejandro's Bible Study group, but Aljandro makes Hard Lemonade and several nuns and church goers get wasted.
Ep. 4 "Gay Sperm Bank"
Alijandro tricks Drew into making a donation to the only sperm bank in L.A. that actively recruits gay and bisexual sperm donors.
Ep. 5 "The Fugitive"
On the F.B.I.s list of America's Most Weird Ass Criminals, #2, looks exactly like Drew and has $50,000 reward. So Alejandro tries to prove to the F.B.I. that Drew is their fugitive.
Awkward Situations of Jack
A web series about the average man who constantly fails at life. Every episode is a scene in Jack's life which is extremely uncomfortable for him.
PLAYS
SHORT FILMS (Available on YouTube)
Nun Slut
A slutty nun finds out she’s pregnant and has an adventure trying to find out who the father is.
The Family Video Experience
On his third date, a man tries to rent “Little Miss Sunshine” from his local video store, and is wrongly accused and asked to pay a late fee for “Little Ladies Big Bossoms”
The Physical
A man suffers a physical that doesn’t seem to end and becomes more awkward by the second.
Break Up With Me Dammit!
Three months before their wedding, Andrew and Lisa realize they can't stand each other. So they concoct devious plans to piss each other off and make the other person break them up. Featuring the cast of FNL and original music by Middleman.
*Shown at the 2009 Buffalo Infringement Festival.
The Making of Break Up With Me Dammit!
A sneak peak into the short film "Break Up With Me Dammit!"
I'm 21, Gimme a Beer
Four 18-year olds try to get fake IDs to see John Stamos at a bar, but none of the IDs they receive look anything like them.
*Shown at the 2009 Buffalo Infringement Festival
How I Lost My Girlfriend
The story of how Jeff lost his girlfriend.
One F*cked Up Christmas Carol
The Ghost of Christmas Black, Christmas Mexican, Christmas Future. and Ghost of Halloween visit Ebenezer Scrooge during the night to try to change his ways before Tiny Tim dies of AIDS.
Box of Riddles
A homeless man tells the future of a depressed business man through riddles.
* Award winning short film for the 2008 48 Hour Film Project.
The Girl
In an office full of guys, a woman starts a new job and every man competes for her affection.
A slutty nun finds out she’s pregnant and has an adventure trying to find out who the father is.
The Family Video Experience
On his third date, a man tries to rent “Little Miss Sunshine” from his local video store, and is wrongly accused and asked to pay a late fee for “Little Ladies Big Bossoms”
The Physical
A man suffers a physical that doesn’t seem to end and becomes more awkward by the second.
Break Up With Me Dammit!
Three months before their wedding, Andrew and Lisa realize they can't stand each other. So they concoct devious plans to piss each other off and make the other person break them up. Featuring the cast of FNL and original music by Middleman.
*Shown at the 2009 Buffalo Infringement Festival.
The Making of Break Up With Me Dammit!
A sneak peak into the short film "Break Up With Me Dammit!"
I'm 21, Gimme a Beer
Four 18-year olds try to get fake IDs to see John Stamos at a bar, but none of the IDs they receive look anything like them.
*Shown at the 2009 Buffalo Infringement Festival
How I Lost My Girlfriend
The story of how Jeff lost his girlfriend.
One F*cked Up Christmas Carol
The Ghost of Christmas Black, Christmas Mexican, Christmas Future. and Ghost of Halloween visit Ebenezer Scrooge during the night to try to change his ways before Tiny Tim dies of AIDS.
Box of Riddles
A homeless man tells the future of a depressed business man through riddles.
* Award winning short film for the 2008 48 Hour Film Project.
The Girl
In an office full of guys, a woman starts a new job and every man competes for her affection.
SKETCHES
F*ck Reality TV
Demonstrating how Ridiculous Reality TV is.
New I-phone Apps
A commercial demonstrating how ridiculous apps have become. And introducing new apps, like the "When You Have to Take Your Next Shit App" "When Grandma Kicks The Bucket App" and the "Should We Have An Abortion? App"
ShamChow!
A spoof on ShamWOW!
Inappropriate Presidential Debate
Barack Obama, John McCain, Sarah Palin, and Joe Biden get asked all the questions you shouldn't ask.
Fat Ass 90x
A spoof of the "P90x" system, but instead of teaching people how to be healthy, this teaches anorexic girls how to be lethargic
Demonstrating how Ridiculous Reality TV is.
New I-phone Apps
A commercial demonstrating how ridiculous apps have become. And introducing new apps, like the "When You Have to Take Your Next Shit App" "When Grandma Kicks The Bucket App" and the "Should We Have An Abortion? App"
ShamChow!
A spoof on ShamWOW!
Inappropriate Presidential Debate
Barack Obama, John McCain, Sarah Palin, and Joe Biden get asked all the questions you shouldn't ask.
Fat Ass 90x
A spoof of the "P90x" system, but instead of teaching people how to be healthy, this teaches anorexic girls how to be lethargic
All scripts are registered with the Writers Guild of America west and copyrighted with the library of congress