Read log lines for my finished work below. If anything sparks your interest, email me and I'd be happy to send you a PDF.
All scripts are registered with the Writers Guild of America West and copyrighted.
All scripts are registered with the Writers Guild of America West and copyrighted.
30ROCK "The Birds, Bees, & How To Get It On with Tracy Jordan"
Tracy refuses permission to let his son, George Foreman, take a sex ed class. So instead Tracy makes an educational film teaching kids about the birds, the bees, and how to get it on. After 15 years, Liz confronts the man who took away her virginity. Jenna battles the bagel shop across from NBC, because she's convinced the bagels are intentionally taking attention away from her.
Tracy refuses permission to let his son, George Foreman, take a sex ed class. So instead Tracy makes an educational film teaching kids about the birds, the bees, and how to get it on. After 15 years, Liz confronts the man who took away her virginity. Jenna battles the bagel shop across from NBC, because she's convinced the bagels are intentionally taking attention away from her.
| 30_rock_spec.pdf |
Super Stoned
Three kids in college become superheroes, but only have their powers when their high.
Three kids in college become superheroes, but only have their powers when their high.
| super_stoned_first_30.pdf |
Kristin & Jenna
Two female stand up comedians cross dress as dudes to prove women can be just as funny as men...but soon their male alter-egos take over their success. "Some Like It Hot" meets "Bridesmaids."
Two female stand up comedians cross dress as dudes to prove women can be just as funny as men...but soon their male alter-egos take over their success. "Some Like It Hot" meets "Bridesmaids."
| kristin__jenna_first_15_pages.pdf |
Ray's Travel's Through Happiness
A Feel Good Comedy about a boy trying to kill himself. A young man meets a girl on the suicide hotline and they fall in love, but he doesn't know she's terminally ill.
* Won GRAND PRIZE for the 2013 Screenplay Search Competition
A Feel Good Comedy about a boy trying to kill himself. A young man meets a girl on the suicide hotline and they fall in love, but he doesn't know she's terminally ill.
* Won GRAND PRIZE for the 2013 Screenplay Search Competition
| ray_first_10.pdf |
I Went to Hell and I Liked It
A romantic comedy that takes place in Hell. After 14-year old Tom dies saving a kid, he's accidently sent from Heaven into Hell. He meets Kristina, the love of his after-life and road trips through Hell with his Uncle Raymond, Walter Matthau, and Lizzie Borden. He must reach the brink of Hell in six days to access Heaven before his interview with The Devil.
A romantic comedy that takes place in Hell. After 14-year old Tom dies saving a kid, he's accidently sent from Heaven into Hell. He meets Kristina, the love of his after-life and road trips through Hell with his Uncle Raymond, Walter Matthau, and Lizzie Borden. He must reach the brink of Hell in six days to access Heaven before his interview with The Devil.
| i_went_to_hell_first_11.pdf |
I'm Old, So Kill Me
"Superbad" with senior citizens. After an old man loses his wife, his friends in his retirement home try to get him laid. And he tries to find love again at the age of eighty-eight.
* Nominated for the 2010 WGA Michael Collyer Fellowship
* 2010 BlueCat Screenplay Competition Semi-Finalist
"Superbad" with senior citizens. After an old man loses his wife, his friends in his retirement home try to get him laid. And he tries to find love again at the age of eighty-eight.
* Nominated for the 2010 WGA Michael Collyer Fellowship
* 2010 BlueCat Screenplay Competition Semi-Finalist
| im_old_so_kill_me_first_12_pages.pdf |
The Accidents "Pilot" (produced)
An original comedy pilot about four half-brothers with different dads, because their mom is really slutty. Bobby and his wife fight after their first son is born, because they accidently name him Adolf. Carlos has a crush on one of his customers and asks Joseph for help to try to win her over. Danny tries to convince a girl he like likes, that he's not into dudes, because she assumes he's gay. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" meets "30 Rock."
* Produced by David Rzeszutek, Dan Goodell, and SVSU Entertainment March - May 2011
An original comedy pilot about four half-brothers with different dads, because their mom is really slutty. Bobby and his wife fight after their first son is born, because they accidently name him Adolf. Carlos has a crush on one of his customers and asks Joseph for help to try to win her over. Danny tries to convince a girl he like likes, that he's not into dudes, because she assumes he's gay. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" meets "30 Rock."
* Produced by David Rzeszutek, Dan Goodell, and SVSU Entertainment March - May 2011
| the_accidents_first_12.pdf |
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Becomes Gay"
When no women on earth want to date Charlie, he decides to try out a gay bar and became a homosexual. Frank goes along for the ride and is unknowingly seduced into being an old man's baby spoon. Mac and Dennis hit and run someone with Dee's new car. Dee plots a killer revenge with the hit and run victim.
When no women on earth want to date Charlie, he decides to try out a gay bar and became a homosexual. Frank goes along for the ride and is unknowingly seduced into being an old man's baby spoon. Mac and Dennis hit and run someone with Dee's new car. Dee plots a killer revenge with the hit and run victim.
| charlie_turns_gay_first_10.pdf |
Parks and Recreation "Kids Talent Show"
When the Pawnee after-school program collapses (literally), Leslie decides to have the Parks department watch some kids for a week that will culminate in a super fun talent show. Ben and Leslie and April and Andy discuss the possibility of having their own children. Co-written w/ Paige Devitt.
When the Pawnee after-school program collapses (literally), Leslie decides to have the Parks department watch some kids for a week that will culminate in a super fun talent show. Ben and Leslie and April and Andy discuss the possibility of having their own children. Co-written w/ Paige Devitt.
| parks_and_rec_act_1.pdf |
Unemployed Adventures of Drew & Alejandro
In this broken down economy, two twenty-somethings do anything they can to pay their rent without actually getting real jobs. Drew, a scrawny, nebbishy, Canadian, and Alejandro, his crazy, questionably ethnic roommate have five days to make $900. They always find a way to make money, then always find a way to lose it.
And Drew always gets shit on. Co-created with Ryan Curtis.
In this broken down economy, two twenty-somethings do anything they can to pay their rent without actually getting real jobs. Drew, a scrawny, nebbishy, Canadian, and Alejandro, his crazy, questionably ethnic roommate have five days to make $900. They always find a way to make money, then always find a way to lose it.
And Drew always gets shit on. Co-created with Ryan Curtis.
Ep. 1 "Street Musicians"
Drew and Alejandro start a band and find a group of young children for an audience, but Drew finds out that all of Alejandro's lyrics are about doing it.
Drew and Alejandro start a band and find a group of young children for an audience, but Drew finds out that all of Alejandro's lyrics are about doing it.
| drew__ali_ep_1.pdf |
Ep. 2 "Drew the Craiglsit Hooker"
Without his permission, Alejandro signs Drew up to be a Craigslist hooker. Drew falls into a trap with an enormous black man named Tiny.
Without his permission, Alejandro signs Drew up to be a Craigslist hooker. Drew falls into a trap with an enormous black man named Tiny.
| drew__ali_ep_2.pdf |
All scripts are registered with the Writers Guild of America west and copyrighted with the library of congress