I've written a ton of screenplays and these are loglines to some of my favorites.
Feature Film Screenplays
Allergic to Love (co-written w/Ian Longway)
2 people who are allergic to everything, including each other, try to make their relationship work without killing themselves.
Christmas Staycation (Produced and Now Streaming on Tubi)
When a family can't be together on Christmas, they bring their dysfunctional family Christmas online.
The Devil Wears OshKosh (Sold to Cake on Fire Productions)
A mother-and-son comedy about a woman who hates kids and is forced to adopt the worst child ever.
Dick Smashers (co-written with Adam Strange)
After a hyper-addictive zombie drug spreads across America, four misfits fight they're way to safety and try to develop an anecdote to stop the zombie apocalypse. But instead of zombies eating brains, these zombies kick people in the nuts!
Game Show Dad
A dad whose only dream is to be a game show host finally gets a chance when his daughter creates a YouTube Channel with her classmates, and they parody existing game shows.
I Went to Hell and I Liked It
A teenage boy is accidentally sent to Hell, where he meets the love of his afterlife. To get into heaven, they must road trip through Hell with his Uncle Raymond, Lizzie Borden, and Walter Matthau.
I'm Old, So Kill Me (Nominated for the WGA Michael Collyer Memorial Fellowship)
"Superbad" with senior citizens. After an old man loses his wife, his friends in his retirement home try to get him laid.
Killer Queen
6 beauty queens compete in a terrifying pageant where a contestant gets mysteriously murdered after every competition, and only the winner gets to live... because she's the killer.
Leap Day
An ensemble comedy about the craziness, chaos, and confusion that can only happen on that extra day we get every 4 years.
Love at First Spite co-written with Marisa Dzintars and Ian Longway (In Post-Production)
A posh couple gets upstaged on their wedding day by their black sheep siblings, the best man and the maid of honor, who race to get married before them.
Man, I Feel Like a Woman
2 female stand-up comedians cross-dress as dudes to prove women can be just as funny as men, but their alter egos become more famous than they are. ("Bridesmaids" meets "Tootsie")
Mail Order Husbands
3 middle-aged men desperate to find love sell themselves into marriage online and worry about the consequences later.
My Girlfriend Still Believes in Santa (In pre-production)
Jack plans to take his 35-year-old girlfriend, Daphne, home for the holidays to ask her hand in marriage but discovers she still believes in Santa Claus. For decades, her family has deceived Daphne by finding a Santa to come down their chimney, and they will only give their blessing if Jack keeps the secret going with his family.
The One That Got Away
Months before his wedding, Jesse, is settling down with his fiance and a career he doesn't want. He wishes he was marrying his college girlfriend, Kayla. Not knowing that Kayla feels the exact same way. Two weeks before Kayla's wedding, the universe brings them together again.
Punk Rock Grandpa
A dying old man has the best last year of his life when he starts a punk band with his teenage grandson and they become rock stars.
Quit Your Kids
After being treated like dirt by their ungrateful teens, a group of parents band together to quit parenting and start an anti-parenting revolution.
Robbery Sisters
Sibling rivalry, greed, and bullets turn a bank robbery into a hostage situation when three teenage sisters try to commit their first major crime.
Rock N' Roll My Life Away
Five years after an indie rock band loses their lead singer, the last song they ever recorded becomes a smash hit. Their drummer struggles to get his old bandmates back together, but he forgets all the problems they had.
Sunny and Ray (Sold to ASA Pictures)
A Feel Good Comedy about a boy trying to kill himself.
Super Stoned
Three kids in college become superheroes but only have their powers when they're high.
Trading Holidays
A comedy about 3 sets of parents who trade holidays (Hanukkah, Christmas, and Kwanzaa) during December but don't tell their kids until it's too late.
When I Was Your Age
2 smart-ass teenagers switch bodies with their old-ass grandparents. ("Freaky Friday" meets "Grumpier old men.")
2 people who are allergic to everything, including each other, try to make their relationship work without killing themselves.
Christmas Staycation (Produced and Now Streaming on Tubi)
When a family can't be together on Christmas, they bring their dysfunctional family Christmas online.
The Devil Wears OshKosh (Sold to Cake on Fire Productions)
A mother-and-son comedy about a woman who hates kids and is forced to adopt the worst child ever.
Dick Smashers (co-written with Adam Strange)
After a hyper-addictive zombie drug spreads across America, four misfits fight they're way to safety and try to develop an anecdote to stop the zombie apocalypse. But instead of zombies eating brains, these zombies kick people in the nuts!
Game Show Dad
A dad whose only dream is to be a game show host finally gets a chance when his daughter creates a YouTube Channel with her classmates, and they parody existing game shows.
I Went to Hell and I Liked It
A teenage boy is accidentally sent to Hell, where he meets the love of his afterlife. To get into heaven, they must road trip through Hell with his Uncle Raymond, Lizzie Borden, and Walter Matthau.
I'm Old, So Kill Me (Nominated for the WGA Michael Collyer Memorial Fellowship)
"Superbad" with senior citizens. After an old man loses his wife, his friends in his retirement home try to get him laid.
Killer Queen
6 beauty queens compete in a terrifying pageant where a contestant gets mysteriously murdered after every competition, and only the winner gets to live... because she's the killer.
Leap Day
An ensemble comedy about the craziness, chaos, and confusion that can only happen on that extra day we get every 4 years.
Love at First Spite co-written with Marisa Dzintars and Ian Longway (In Post-Production)
A posh couple gets upstaged on their wedding day by their black sheep siblings, the best man and the maid of honor, who race to get married before them.
Man, I Feel Like a Woman
2 female stand-up comedians cross-dress as dudes to prove women can be just as funny as men, but their alter egos become more famous than they are. ("Bridesmaids" meets "Tootsie")
Mail Order Husbands
3 middle-aged men desperate to find love sell themselves into marriage online and worry about the consequences later.
My Girlfriend Still Believes in Santa (In pre-production)
Jack plans to take his 35-year-old girlfriend, Daphne, home for the holidays to ask her hand in marriage but discovers she still believes in Santa Claus. For decades, her family has deceived Daphne by finding a Santa to come down their chimney, and they will only give their blessing if Jack keeps the secret going with his family.
The One That Got Away
Months before his wedding, Jesse, is settling down with his fiance and a career he doesn't want. He wishes he was marrying his college girlfriend, Kayla. Not knowing that Kayla feels the exact same way. Two weeks before Kayla's wedding, the universe brings them together again.
Punk Rock Grandpa
A dying old man has the best last year of his life when he starts a punk band with his teenage grandson and they become rock stars.
Quit Your Kids
After being treated like dirt by their ungrateful teens, a group of parents band together to quit parenting and start an anti-parenting revolution.
Robbery Sisters
Sibling rivalry, greed, and bullets turn a bank robbery into a hostage situation when three teenage sisters try to commit their first major crime.
Rock N' Roll My Life Away
Five years after an indie rock band loses their lead singer, the last song they ever recorded becomes a smash hit. Their drummer struggles to get his old bandmates back together, but he forgets all the problems they had.
Sunny and Ray (Sold to ASA Pictures)
A Feel Good Comedy about a boy trying to kill himself.
Super Stoned
Three kids in college become superheroes but only have their powers when they're high.
Trading Holidays
A comedy about 3 sets of parents who trade holidays (Hanukkah, Christmas, and Kwanzaa) during December but don't tell their kids until it's too late.
When I Was Your Age
2 smart-ass teenagers switch bodies with their old-ass grandparents. ("Freaky Friday" meets "Grumpier old men.")
Original TV Shows
Grandma Knows Best
A badass grandma is released from prison after 12 years and gets to know her grandkids who didn't even know she existed.
EDspresso
"Cheers" on caffeine. A comedy about Ed, a widower who hates coffee but owns a coffee shop. Ed's only family are his four misfit employees who fight to save Ed's small business.
Romantically Hopeless
From asking out homeless women to dating old ladies, Phil's life is a roller-coaster ride of bad dates, awkward attempts at sex, and missed opportunities. And he telegraphs everything on NYC radio. Watch the trailer here.
Sons of Anthony
A family comedy about getting to know your family. Three strangers meet at their deadbeat dad’s funeral and find out they’re siblings
Supervillain
A sitcom about a supervillain who now wants to be a hero. What if Thanos felt guilty after "The Snap" and he tried to make things right, but now everybody hates his guts.
Sweetheart Mafia
4 teenage girls create a female-only mafia to take down the criminals in their neighborhood.
A badass grandma is released from prison after 12 years and gets to know her grandkids who didn't even know she existed.
EDspresso
"Cheers" on caffeine. A comedy about Ed, a widower who hates coffee but owns a coffee shop. Ed's only family are his four misfit employees who fight to save Ed's small business.
Romantically Hopeless
From asking out homeless women to dating old ladies, Phil's life is a roller-coaster ride of bad dates, awkward attempts at sex, and missed opportunities. And he telegraphs everything on NYC radio. Watch the trailer here.
Sons of Anthony
A family comedy about getting to know your family. Three strangers meet at their deadbeat dad’s funeral and find out they’re siblings
Supervillain
A sitcom about a supervillain who now wants to be a hero. What if Thanos felt guilty after "The Snap" and he tried to make things right, but now everybody hates his guts.
Sweetheart Mafia
4 teenage girls create a female-only mafia to take down the criminals in their neighborhood.
TV Specs
30 Rock - "The Birds, Bees, & How To Get It On with Tracy Jordan"
Tracy refuses permission to let his son, George Foreman, take a sex-ed class. Instead, Tracy makes an educational film teaching kids about the birds, the bees, and how to get it on. After 15 years, Liz confronts the man she first did it with. Jenna battles with the bagel shop across the street from NBC, because she believes the bagels are taking attention away from her. When it's really the writers messing with her.
A.P. Bio - "Jack and the Giant Jeep"
The Toledo Jeep Festival rolls into town and Jack competes against his biggest rival, Greg Miller for a giant Jeep. Principal Durbin is in jeopardy of losing his Jeep King crown. Dan Decker discovers his picture inside Heather's "meat locker."
Broad City - "Golden Showers" (Season 2 spec)
Abbi tries to kill a rat in her apartment, only to discover it's Bevers pet. Ilana is drug tested at work and needs to get someone else's pee.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - "Josh Gets Lost in a Corn Maze" (Season 1 spec)
Josh gets lost in a corn maze and has to spend the night in the corn. He discovers a community of West Covina citizens who have been missing for weeks.
They now accept their lives as corn people and constantly sing about corn. Rebecca wants to save Josh but made a promise to Darryl that if she leaves work early, she's fired. Valencia teaches drunk yoga.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - "Hit and Run"
Mac and Dennis hit a guy with Dee's new car. Dee plots a killer revenge with the hit and run victim. Frank is unknowingly seduced into being an old man's baby spoon.
The Goldbergs - "Hot For Teacher"
Adam has a crush on a substitute teacher and keeps it a secret from Beverly. Murray does everything he can to get 2 tickets to the sold-out Philadelphia Flyers season opener after promising Barry they'd go.
Parks and Recreation - "Kids Talent Show" co-written w/ Paige Devitt
When the Pawnee after-school program collapses (literally), Leslie decides to have the Parks department watch some kids for a week that will culminate in a super fun talent show. The couples, Ben and Leslie and April and Andy discuss the possibility of having their own children.
Tracy refuses permission to let his son, George Foreman, take a sex-ed class. Instead, Tracy makes an educational film teaching kids about the birds, the bees, and how to get it on. After 15 years, Liz confronts the man she first did it with. Jenna battles with the bagel shop across the street from NBC, because she believes the bagels are taking attention away from her. When it's really the writers messing with her.
A.P. Bio - "Jack and the Giant Jeep"
The Toledo Jeep Festival rolls into town and Jack competes against his biggest rival, Greg Miller for a giant Jeep. Principal Durbin is in jeopardy of losing his Jeep King crown. Dan Decker discovers his picture inside Heather's "meat locker."
Broad City - "Golden Showers" (Season 2 spec)
Abbi tries to kill a rat in her apartment, only to discover it's Bevers pet. Ilana is drug tested at work and needs to get someone else's pee.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - "Josh Gets Lost in a Corn Maze" (Season 1 spec)
Josh gets lost in a corn maze and has to spend the night in the corn. He discovers a community of West Covina citizens who have been missing for weeks.
They now accept their lives as corn people and constantly sing about corn. Rebecca wants to save Josh but made a promise to Darryl that if she leaves work early, she's fired. Valencia teaches drunk yoga.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - "Hit and Run"
Mac and Dennis hit a guy with Dee's new car. Dee plots a killer revenge with the hit and run victim. Frank is unknowingly seduced into being an old man's baby spoon.
The Goldbergs - "Hot For Teacher"
Adam has a crush on a substitute teacher and keeps it a secret from Beverly. Murray does everything he can to get 2 tickets to the sold-out Philadelphia Flyers season opener after promising Barry they'd go.
Parks and Recreation - "Kids Talent Show" co-written w/ Paige Devitt
When the Pawnee after-school program collapses (literally), Leslie decides to have the Parks department watch some kids for a week that will culminate in a super fun talent show. The couples, Ben and Leslie and April and Andy discuss the possibility of having their own children.
Produced Series
Monster Therapy
Movie monsters and their spouses work on relationship issues in marriage therapy.
Orville Vs. Pedro
An homage to the silent film era. A comedy web series about two brothers who constantly make everything a competition.
Romantically Hopeless
Phil and his friends are on a never-ending quest to stop being single.
Sports TV
A veteran sport-caster gets paired with a co-host who knows nothing about sports. Starring Erik Griffin ("Workaholics," "Murder Mystery")
SkeDJes
Sked-Jes sketches are sketched by Deadline Junkies sketch writers and actors who sketch.
Movie monsters and their spouses work on relationship issues in marriage therapy.
Orville Vs. Pedro
An homage to the silent film era. A comedy web series about two brothers who constantly make everything a competition.
Romantically Hopeless
Phil and his friends are on a never-ending quest to stop being single.
Sports TV
A veteran sport-caster gets paired with a co-host who knows nothing about sports. Starring Erik Griffin ("Workaholics," "Murder Mystery")
SkeDJes
Sked-Jes sketches are sketched by Deadline Junkies sketch writers and actors who sketch.
All scripts registered with the Writers Guild of America West. To request an available script, email [email protected]