You can read log lines for my work below. If anything sparks your interest, you might be able to find find the first few pages in the PDF section. If not, email me and I'd be happy to send you a PDF.
All scripts are registered with the Writers Guild of America West and copyrighted.
All scripts are registered with the Writers Guild of America West and copyrighted.
SCREENPLAYS
Ray's Travels Through Happiness
A Feel Good Comedy about a boy trying to kill himself.
* GRAND PRIZE WINNER of the 2013 Screenplay Search Competition. Currently in Development. Directed by Anthony Sabet.
Kristin & Jenna
Two female stand-up comedians cross-dress as dudes to prove women can be just as funny as men. "Some Like It Hot" meets "Bridesmaids."
Super Stoned
Three kids in college becomes superheroes, but only have their powers when they're high.
I'm Old, So Kill Me
"Superbad" with senior citizens. After an old man loses his wife, his friends in his retirement home try to get him laid.
* Nominated for the 2010 WGA Michael Collyer Fellowship
* 2010 BlueCat Screenplay Competition Semi-Finalist
Accidental Joy
A man who hates kids is forced by his wife to adopt the child of his nightmares. After a God awful week, his wife leaves him and he's stuck with the kid.
"Role Models" meets "Problem Child"
I Went to Hell and I Liked It
A teenage boy is accidently sent to hell where he meets the love of his after-life. To get into heaven, they must road trip through Hell with his Uncle Raymond, Lizzie Borden and Walter Matthau.
Romantically Hopeless
A Christmas comedy about three nerds on the verge of thirty who make a pact to find "The One" in three weeks.
Dick Smashers
"Shawn of the Dead" meets "Zombieland." After a hyper-addictive zombie drug spreads across America, four backsliding drug addicts fight they're way to safety and try to develop an anecdote to stop the zombie apocalypse. But instead of zombies eating brains, these zombies kick people in the nuts!
Co-written with Adam Strange.
Rock N' Roll My Life Away
Five years after an indie rock band loses their lead singer, the last song they ever recorded becomes a smash hit. Their drummer struggles to get his old band mates back together, but he forgot all the problems, drugs, and bad blood they had.
The One That Got Away
Months before his wedding, Jesse, is settling down with his fiance and a career he really doesn't want. He wishes he was marrying his college girlfriend, Kayla. Not knowing that Kayla feels the exact same way. Two weeks before Kayla's wedding, the universe brings them together again.
A Feel Good Comedy about a boy trying to kill himself.
* GRAND PRIZE WINNER of the 2013 Screenplay Search Competition. Currently in Development. Directed by Anthony Sabet.
Kristin & Jenna
Two female stand-up comedians cross-dress as dudes to prove women can be just as funny as men. "Some Like It Hot" meets "Bridesmaids."
Super Stoned
Three kids in college becomes superheroes, but only have their powers when they're high.
I'm Old, So Kill Me
"Superbad" with senior citizens. After an old man loses his wife, his friends in his retirement home try to get him laid.
* Nominated for the 2010 WGA Michael Collyer Fellowship
* 2010 BlueCat Screenplay Competition Semi-Finalist
Accidental Joy
A man who hates kids is forced by his wife to adopt the child of his nightmares. After a God awful week, his wife leaves him and he's stuck with the kid.
"Role Models" meets "Problem Child"
I Went to Hell and I Liked It
A teenage boy is accidently sent to hell where he meets the love of his after-life. To get into heaven, they must road trip through Hell with his Uncle Raymond, Lizzie Borden and Walter Matthau.
Romantically Hopeless
A Christmas comedy about three nerds on the verge of thirty who make a pact to find "The One" in three weeks.
Dick Smashers
"Shawn of the Dead" meets "Zombieland." After a hyper-addictive zombie drug spreads across America, four backsliding drug addicts fight they're way to safety and try to develop an anecdote to stop the zombie apocalypse. But instead of zombies eating brains, these zombies kick people in the nuts!
Co-written with Adam Strange.
Rock N' Roll My Life Away
Five years after an indie rock band loses their lead singer, the last song they ever recorded becomes a smash hit. Their drummer struggles to get his old band mates back together, but he forgot all the problems, drugs, and bad blood they had.
The One That Got Away
Months before his wedding, Jesse, is settling down with his fiance and a career he really doesn't want. He wishes he was marrying his college girlfriend, Kayla. Not knowing that Kayla feels the exact same way. Two weeks before Kayla's wedding, the universe brings them together again.
TV
Get Educated Pilot - "First Day of School"
A mockumentary about teachers and the torture of educating teenagers in middle school. In the talking-head style and tone of “Modern Family” and “The Office."
“EDspresso" "Pilot"
"Cheers" on caffeine. A comedy about Ed, a widower who hates coffee but owns a coffee shop. Ed's only family are his four misfit employees who fight to save their small business when a Starbucks parody opens next door.
The Accidents "Pilot" (produced)
A comedy pilot about four half-brothers with different dads, because their mom is really slutty. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" meets "30 Rock."
* Produced by David Rzeszutek, Dan Goodell, and SVSU Entertainment March - May 2011
The Goldbergs - "Hot For Teacher"
Adam has a crush on a substitute teacher and keeps it a secret from Beverly. Barry and Murray do anything they can to get sold out Philadelphia Flyers tickets.
BROAD CITY - "Golden Showers"
Abbi ties to kill a rat in her apartment, only to discover it belongs to Bevers. Ilana is drug tested at work and tries to get someone else's pee.
30 ROCK "The Birds, Bees, & How To Get It On with Tracy Jordan"
Tracy refuses permission to let his son, George Foreman, take a sex ed class. So instead Tracy makes an educational film teaching kids about the birds, the bees, and how to get it on. After 15 years, Liz confronts the man who took away her virginity. Jenna battles the bagel shop across from NBC, because she's convinced the bagels are intentionally taking attention away from her.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Becomes Gay"
When no women on earth want to date Charlie, he decides to try out a gay bar and became a homosexual. Frank goes along for the ride and is unknowingly seduced into being an old man's baby spoon. Mac and Dennis hit and run someone with Dee's new car. Dee plots a killer revenge with the hit and run victim.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Finds Carl Weathers Poo"
The Gang finds a nugget of poo in the woman's bathroom that is the exact image of Carl Weathers (circa Apollo Creed). They exploit it at Paddy's Pub to get rich quick. Frank gets a makeover that makes him look like Fat Elvis.
Parks and Recreation "Kids Talent Show"
When the Pawnee after-school program collapses (literally), Leslie decides to have the Parks department watch some kids for a week that will culminate in a super fun talent show. Ben and Leslie and April and Andy discuss the possibility of having their own children. Co-written w/ Paige Devitt
A mockumentary about teachers and the torture of educating teenagers in middle school. In the talking-head style and tone of “Modern Family” and “The Office."
“EDspresso" "Pilot"
"Cheers" on caffeine. A comedy about Ed, a widower who hates coffee but owns a coffee shop. Ed's only family are his four misfit employees who fight to save their small business when a Starbucks parody opens next door.
The Accidents "Pilot" (produced)
A comedy pilot about four half-brothers with different dads, because their mom is really slutty. "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" meets "30 Rock."
* Produced by David Rzeszutek, Dan Goodell, and SVSU Entertainment March - May 2011
The Goldbergs - "Hot For Teacher"
Adam has a crush on a substitute teacher and keeps it a secret from Beverly. Barry and Murray do anything they can to get sold out Philadelphia Flyers tickets.
BROAD CITY - "Golden Showers"
Abbi ties to kill a rat in her apartment, only to discover it belongs to Bevers. Ilana is drug tested at work and tries to get someone else's pee.
30 ROCK "The Birds, Bees, & How To Get It On with Tracy Jordan"
Tracy refuses permission to let his son, George Foreman, take a sex ed class. So instead Tracy makes an educational film teaching kids about the birds, the bees, and how to get it on. After 15 years, Liz confronts the man who took away her virginity. Jenna battles the bagel shop across from NBC, because she's convinced the bagels are intentionally taking attention away from her.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Becomes Gay"
When no women on earth want to date Charlie, he decides to try out a gay bar and became a homosexual. Frank goes along for the ride and is unknowingly seduced into being an old man's baby spoon. Mac and Dennis hit and run someone with Dee's new car. Dee plots a killer revenge with the hit and run victim.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Finds Carl Weathers Poo"
The Gang finds a nugget of poo in the woman's bathroom that is the exact image of Carl Weathers (circa Apollo Creed). They exploit it at Paddy's Pub to get rich quick. Frank gets a makeover that makes him look like Fat Elvis.
Parks and Recreation "Kids Talent Show"
When the Pawnee after-school program collapses (literally), Leslie decides to have the Parks department watch some kids for a week that will culminate in a super fun talent show. Ben and Leslie and April and Andy discuss the possibility of having their own children. Co-written w/ Paige Devitt
All scripts are registered with the Writers Guild of America west and copyrighted with the library of congress