SARAH OWENS, 38, is a successful lawyer who hates kids. “Thank God,” she can’t have them. Our film begins when she’s forced by her husband, MARK, to attend a kid’s birthday party. To make it interesting, Sarah uses forties of malt liquor to play a drinking game by herself. Every time a child talks to her, she drinks the amount of words they’re saying. The kids won’t leave her alone and she gets wasted! Mark is humiliated by her behavior and reveals the reason why he dragged her to the party. Unlike Sarah, he finally wants to start a family and have kids.
LOUIE CAPONE, 9, looks angelic, but is more sinful than Satan. He’s been kicked out of every orphanage in Central Colorado. Most recently, Louie told all the children at his current orphanage that they could get superpowers from lice, because “it worked out for Spider-Man.” His current guardian gives Louie’s adoption agent, MR. SHAW just two days to find another home for him.
Sarah works at CALINO & WESTBROOK, a very prestigious Law Firm. Her boss, MR. WESTBROOK informs Sarah that Calino is retiring and they’re looking at four candidates to make partner. Sarah is in the running and this is all she’s ever wanted and worked so hard for. There’s only one thing holding her back. Calino and Westbrook want someone who has a family. If she wants to make partner, she has to have a child.
Since Sarah is sterile, Sarah and Mark first go to a fertility clinic where Mark bumps into EMILY, an old friend of his. Emily always had a crush on Mark and offers him the most beautiful surrogate mother they have. When Sarah asks who is it? Emily says it’s herself. She would love to have Mark’s baby. Plus, she’s smoking hot and super fertile. Mark is cool with that. Sarah is not.
Sarah and Mark go to the adoption agency and Mr. Shaw tricks them into adopting Louie right there and then. Within eighteen hours of adopting him. Louie takes out the electricity in their neighborhood, puts four teenagers in the hospital, and teaches a six-year old girl how to use a chainsaw.
Mark and Sarah take him back, but Mr. Shaw begs them to give Louie one more chance. They agree to take care of the kid for two weeks while Mr. Shaw finds Louie a foster family elsewhere. When they get home, Mark packs his bags and leaves. He moves out of Sarah’s house and into Emily’s. He’s tells Sarah that he’s sick of their marriage and is screwing her over.
Sarah and Louie both hate each other, but she tries to make the best of it. She teaches Louie how to play hockey and allows him to do all the things Mark wouldn’t let him do including watch violent things on TV, stay up late, and eat whatever he wants to. Sarah does the same and starts having fun in her life.
These two mean-spirited people go from enemies to finding out they have a lot in common. Mark files for a divorce and this devastates Sarah, but everything Louie does and says cheers Sarah up. She gets over Mark real quick and enjoys her new motherly lifestyle.
One day, Sarah gets a call from Mr. Shaw saying he found a foster family in North Dakota (A.K.A. the saddest place on Earth). Sarah decides to give Louie to the foster family. From the point on, Sarah is miserable. Nothing is the same without the kid. She eventually must choose between making partner and getting Louie back.
LOUIE CAPONE, 9, looks angelic, but is more sinful than Satan. He’s been kicked out of every orphanage in Central Colorado. Most recently, Louie told all the children at his current orphanage that they could get superpowers from lice, because “it worked out for Spider-Man.” His current guardian gives Louie’s adoption agent, MR. SHAW just two days to find another home for him.
Sarah works at CALINO & WESTBROOK, a very prestigious Law Firm. Her boss, MR. WESTBROOK informs Sarah that Calino is retiring and they’re looking at four candidates to make partner. Sarah is in the running and this is all she’s ever wanted and worked so hard for. There’s only one thing holding her back. Calino and Westbrook want someone who has a family. If she wants to make partner, she has to have a child.
Since Sarah is sterile, Sarah and Mark first go to a fertility clinic where Mark bumps into EMILY, an old friend of his. Emily always had a crush on Mark and offers him the most beautiful surrogate mother they have. When Sarah asks who is it? Emily says it’s herself. She would love to have Mark’s baby. Plus, she’s smoking hot and super fertile. Mark is cool with that. Sarah is not.
Sarah and Mark go to the adoption agency and Mr. Shaw tricks them into adopting Louie right there and then. Within eighteen hours of adopting him. Louie takes out the electricity in their neighborhood, puts four teenagers in the hospital, and teaches a six-year old girl how to use a chainsaw.
Mark and Sarah take him back, but Mr. Shaw begs them to give Louie one more chance. They agree to take care of the kid for two weeks while Mr. Shaw finds Louie a foster family elsewhere. When they get home, Mark packs his bags and leaves. He moves out of Sarah’s house and into Emily’s. He’s tells Sarah that he’s sick of their marriage and is screwing her over.
Sarah and Louie both hate each other, but she tries to make the best of it. She teaches Louie how to play hockey and allows him to do all the things Mark wouldn’t let him do including watch violent things on TV, stay up late, and eat whatever he wants to. Sarah does the same and starts having fun in her life.
These two mean-spirited people go from enemies to finding out they have a lot in common. Mark files for a divorce and this devastates Sarah, but everything Louie does and says cheers Sarah up. She gets over Mark real quick and enjoys her new motherly lifestyle.
One day, Sarah gets a call from Mr. Shaw saying he found a foster family in North Dakota (A.K.A. the saddest place on Earth). Sarah decides to give Louie to the foster family. From the point on, Sarah is miserable. Nothing is the same without the kid. She eventually must choose between making partner and getting Louie back.
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